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Aug 2nd

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Pandas are fat. I'm fat. Therefore I am a panda.

fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: fvckyeeew: Submitted by realitystolemyunicorn

Jun 13th

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The feeling when you think all the bad stuff is...

And then something even crappier just hits you in the face Yep, happening ALL day today.

Jun 8th

Somedays, life CAN be good!

Jun 6th

May 14th

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ベンダー先生が恋していなす。。。(⌒-⌒; )

May 9th

Apr 23rd

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Apr 12th

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Apr 5th

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Mind Blown →

Apr 5th

If you want to be famous, you have to do one of...

Mar 21st

Mosquito Press: Harvard study finds that Filipinos... →

mosquitopress: As Pinoys fall for the acid rain hoax, a study finds that Filipinos are gullible. OMAHA — According to a study released by the Harvard Institute of Socio-Political Progression (HIS-PP), the Philippines ranks first among the world’s most gullible races. The study involved content analyses of…

Mar 16th

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Our Karaoke, with Kevin’s rap

Mar 12th

“The best revenge is massive success.”

– Frank Sinatra (via eunichick)

Mar 10th

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“And that’s the way it is.”

– Walter Cronkite, Famed CBS Reporter.

Mar 9th

It's faster to shoot to the top than climbing the...

Mar 7th

“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.”

– Aristotle (via kari-shma)

Mar 6th

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Retrospect: Sketchsketchsketch →

danielyang: I had to reblog my friend heffy, who posted this, because i agree with her on so many levels. This world is so sketchhh, and the people in this world are fucking shady. You can’t trust anyone. and if you do, you can only trust your family. No matter what, only family will stick with you till…

Mar 4th

“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the...”

– Mark Twain (The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations)

Feb 27th

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If you want to really talk to me, you should call...

Feb 27th

The Death of English

emilykazakh: Student: It was so funny, I ROFLed on the floor. Me the Teacher: You did what? Student: ROFLed. Me the Teacher: ROFLed? Student: Yes. Me the Teacher: “ROFLed” is not a verb. Student: … Me the Teacher: And even if it was, to say that you “ROFLed on the floor” is redundant. Über teacher pwnage. True story.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 21st

I just had a thought. If a person is born deaf,...

and If a person was born blind, what do their dreams look like? Language is just our means of communication, they would think in gibberish And they don’t have dreams if they were blind before age 7. Otherwise, the world is the same as it was when they were younger. Questions answered bitches.

Feb 19th

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“Puritanism - the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, might be happy”

– H. L. Mencken

Feb 17th

Guys must read this.

 What a Fucking Lie.
Boy: I broke up with her. 
His Best Friend: What happened? 
Boy: She’s just too much for me. 
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong? 
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure.. 
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see.. 
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy! 
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see.. 
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby! 
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see.. 
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it. 
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see.. 
Boy: Well, she.. 
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud? 
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me? 
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.

Feb 12th

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"I love you"

asdfxdaane: 3 words that shouldn’t be tossed around easily in a relationship. You shouldn’t worry about when you have to say it. Say it when it absolutely feels right even if it takes months or even longer.

Feb 11th

Jan 9th

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Reblog if you're on tumblr and you want your...

Jan 7th

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Unlike everyone else tonight,

rawritsralph: I’m just going to be at home with my family. No big parties, no special outings, without a special someone.

Jan 1st

I see the middle finger a lot on Tumblr

Dec 13th

This week; will go like this.

corifraser: Monday; Tuesday; Wednesday; Halfway done. Thursday; Still one more day. Friday; Saturday; One week till

Dec 13th

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Dec 11th

The first 200 people to RE-BLOG this post now will...

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Dec 1st

Nov 30th

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glitteryfairytales: rosielou: thelisbonmaru: ...

Nov 30th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 28th

What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt,...

ainante: CoRnY!

Nov 26th

Nov 22nd

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Nov 20th

Tyler Knott: Igloo →

tylerknott: I want to light a fire in the igloo around your heart I want to sit and watch as I melt you from the inside I want to bathe in the water that drops like a baptism for who we’re becoming a prayer to the ghosts of who we were The walls are worn smooth and cracking I want to hear the pieces fall I…

Nov 18th

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Nov 15th

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Nov 15th

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Ask! I'm bored →

Nov 14th

204.152.204.166

4chan ip address! Whoever can use it!

Nov 14th

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Reblog this AS A TEXT POST to let others know this... →

thatsdoperachelxo: ipreferninjas: buckfuddies: imjustanotchinyourbedpost: achangeinweather: pottylurvesloony: Alright, so I’ve had some questions about the link I posted and I’ll explain the basics of what is going on. JSYK, 4chan is trying to invade Tumblr. Here, check this out. And this: What is 4chan? 4chan is a website on the internet created by a guy...

Nov 14th

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